When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your Two Cents in, what happens to the other penny?

There were two boys that were always into trouble and any time something went wrong people assumed they did it.

Their parents went to a preacher who was successful in straitening out kids he said "ok, I'll help you. Send in the youngest kid tomorrow and the older one the next day."

The young kid went in and the man asked him "Where is god?"

The boy didn't answer so the man said louder "WHERE IS GOD?"

The kid didn't answer so the man yelled "WHERE IS GOD?"

The kid got really scared so he ran all the way home and locked himself in his closet. His brother saw this and said "Hey what’s wrong? Let me in."

So the younger one let him in and said "We're in really big trouble now - God is missing and they think we have him!"

"I am " is reportedly the shortest sentence in the English language. Could it be that "I do " is the longest sentence?

Isn't it scary how doctors call their work "practice"?

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